MS. APPLE BARRETTO, IS IT OKAY FOR YOUNG BOYS TO HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU?
BY DIO BRANDO
PHOTOGRAPHY BY SOCIAL MEDIA PHOTOS
We’re really sorry being for being so straightforward, maybe too unashamedly so. It’s just that, you know, young guys being the immature beings that they are need someone to guide them through the awkward phases of young manhood. Maybe they fall for girls the wrong way, or look for qualities that aren’t for the long haul. And then here you are: the way we see it on IG, you’re mature and yet still at the peak of womanhood. We will be honest: you are every young boy’s fantasy. So is it okay for them to admire you? They promise to behave!
We feel like a teenage Aga Muhlach falling for his neighbor in the classic film Bagets!
Boys, you have a whole lot of learning to do!
Ms. Apple must be leading a very blissful life to stay beautiful this way!
We really hope it's okay to do an appreciation post this way, Ms. Barretto!
Teenage boys everywhere must feel giddy!
Like fine wine!
Ms. Barretto you are the epitome of graceful beauty!