Pwede po bang maki-hipak sainyo?
Parang Tanduay calendar girl!
Maganda na, inspiring pa!
Oo, dahil sayo!
Just having fun with a little wordplay there, Hazel. You’ve probably heard more than your share of pickup lines where the guy jokes that your name is Chinese for “tea”. If you find it too corny, just let us, will you? Because right now we don’t know what we want more: a chillaxing tumbler of milk tea that we can order online but would rather have at the shops—or you, enjoying the milk tea that we ordered for you because we’re going on a date for the first time! (kailan pa ba kami makakapag-date Lord!)