TODAY’S MAJOR CRUSH: @PATTYGETTY

Your guess as to her real name is as good as ours, as she uses the same social media handle across the platforms she’s on, including TikTok, Facebook, and Instagram. But let’s agree that her first name is Patty. And then let’s agree that she is a worthy crush because she ticks off all the right boxes: cute, bubbly, exciting, personable (and fulfilling our own bias—chinita!). It’s now wonder she has over a million followers on TikTok. We hope she reveals her real name soon because, as her social media numbers show, Patty should already be a bona fide social media celebrity!