SUNSHINE GUIMARY SHOWCASES HER SUPER TIPID SA TELA MICROKINIS!
BY JAKOB VILLANUEVA
What in freakin’ hell are microkinis? Makinis pero micro? Boo! Corny! Microkinis are bikinis that are even made teeny weenier. As you may have already noticed, bikinis are matipid sa tela, but microkinis are a whole new different level of pagtitipid—para siyang retaso ng tela na pinulot at ginawang bikini! But are we complaining? Definitely no! Sunshine Guimary can wear all the microkinis she wants and we’ll just sit back and appreciate!